一名富翁如愿以偿地娶到了一位美丽的女影星。洞房里。新郎说：“咱们既然做了夫妻，就该以诚相待。我有几个小秘密要告诉你，请你不要吃惊。”新娘风情万种地浅浅一笑：“谁没有几个小秘密呀。既然你能把隐私告诉我，我也决定把我的小秘密告诉你。”
新郎用手抓下了头顶上的发套，对新娘说：“其实我已经秃顶了……”没想到新娘把一头长发也随手摘了下来：“这有什么大惊小怪的，我生来就是全秃的……”
一见新郎盯着自己的秃头发愣，新娘主动坦白：“你看我的双眼皮漂亮吗？其实是人工割的……”新郎却毫不吃惊：“这不算什么，你看我的左眼……”他边说边把自己的左眼球从眼眶里取了出来，原来他的左眼是假的。
新郎接着说：“不但我的左眼，我的牙也是假的……”新娘不以为然：“不要紧， 我的鼻子隆过五回了……”新郎说：“不瞒你说，我脸上的皱纹是做的;
新娘欲言又止，过了一会儿才说：“我也不瞒你了，其实我这漂亮的脸蛋是整了八次容才整成这样的……”新郎边脱上衣边说：“我的心脏可是靠起搏器维持跳动的……”新娘指了下文胸：“我是做了手术后才这么好的身材的……”
新郎的动作慢下来：“既然你这么坦白，我把我最大的秘密告诉你吧——由于经济危机爆发，我已经快破产了……”新娘也象下了最大的决心：“本来我不想让人知道，但你对我这么好，我就告诉你好啦——其实我原来不是女人，我是做了变性手术的……”
“太好了！”新郎兴奋得叫起来，边说边扒掉自己的表皮，露出里面黑乎乎的毛，他紧紧搂着新娘：“亲爱的，其实我是一只猩猩，你跟 我回到森林去生活吧…………”
一、对水培番茄树设施的要求
1．智能化温室
由于番茄树栽培是设施环境高度智能化与无土栽培技术高水平发挥的一种综合性技术，对温室设施要求较高，常年温度需控制在15--30℃范围之内，光照充足，温室内要有湿帘降温设施，外面有遮阳网等设施，使番茄树一直在最适环境中生长。
2．营养液槽
用于配制贮存营养液。一般置于地下，用砖和水泥砌成，要求不漏水，其容积大小根据栽种番茄树株数而定。
3．栽培床(槽)
用于种植番茄树的设施，可以置于地下，也可以置于地上。为了使栽培床(槽)中营养液温度少受气温的影响，同时降低番茄树设施成本，置于地下更为有利。置于地下的栽培床(槽)也是用砖和水泥砌成，要求不漏水。有条件的也可以用PE板、PVC板制成栽培床。栽培床的容积在1立方米左右，底部设溢水口，上盖5cm厚聚苯板，使栽培床与外界环境隔开。聚苯板上开一5--10cm的洞，用于定植番茄树。
4．加液设施
用于供给番茄树营养液，可以用铁管制成，也可以用PVC管制成。营养液槽中装有水泵，水泵可以用潜水泵，也可以用离心泵。在电源处安上定时器，使水泵开关时间能自控。
5．回液设施
回液管置于地下，用PVC管制成。回液管—头与栽培床中的溢水口相连，一头流回营养液槽，使营养液循环使用。
6．充氧泵
为增加营养液中溶氧，使用充氧泵充氧。
7．栽培架
番茄树最后长成葡萄架一样，所以需要栽培架支撑。栽培架高约2m，面积30--50平方米。主架用铁管焊成，主管间用铅丝连成网状，用于固定番茄枝条。
二、栽培技术
1．播种育苗
根据笔者实践与研究，番茄树以采用中型红果品种为佳。这类番茄果型大小中等，单果重约100g，红色，果肉硬，浆汁少，果皮厚，耐贮存，在番茄树上熟透后不摘也不会裂果，在树上保留时间较长，便于观赏。现在我国一般番茄树采用以色列“R144”、荷兰“百利”、北京蔬菜研究中心培育的“佳红4号”。播种时间以7月下旬、8月上旬为宜。育苗方法最好采用水培育苗，如果没有水培育苗设施采用基质栽培育苗也可以。
2．定植前的准备工作
(1)配制营养液
①营养液配方：采用北京蔬菜研究中心番茄配方。此配方适于北方硬水水质。肥料用量是硝酸钙707g／t、硝酸钾404．2g／t、硫酸钾260．7g／t、硝酸铵40．0g/t、硫酸镁152．1g／t、磷酸200--250mL／t。微肥配方为EDTAFe 16g／t、硼酸3g／t、硫酸锰2g／t、硫酸锌0．22g/t、硫酸铜0．08g/t、钼酸铵0．02g／t。
②营养液配制方法：首先配制原液。例如预备配制1t营养液，称取硝酸钙707g放入1号桶中，加入10L水，充分搅拌溶解，制成10L1号原液。再称硝酸钾404．2g、硫酸钾260．7g、硝酸铵40．0g、硫酸镁152．1g，一起倒入2号桶中，加入10L水，充分搅拌溶解，制成10L2号原液。营养液槽中加入清水0．2t，将溶解后的1号原液加入，继续加水并搅拌。营养液槽中水量达到0．8t时再加入2号原液，继续加水并搅拌，至水加到1t时停止加水。加入溶解后的22g混合微肥和200--250mL磷酸，搅拌均匀，此时配液完毕。配液时应按上述操作过程作业，切忌1号原液与2号原液加入时间间隔过短，以防发生沉淀。
(2)将配好的营养液从营养液槽中用水泵加到番茄树栽培床中，并形成循环。测试营养液的EC值、pH值是否符合目标值。
(3)调好定时器。为实现加液自动化，可在电源处加装定时器与水泵相连，以控制开关泵时间。根据苗子长势及季节确定开关时间，间断循环加液。循环目的在于通过循环增加营养液中的溶氧，同时使营养液中的养分均衡。
3．定植
当番茄苗长到5--6叶时即可定植。基质番茄苗从盘(钵)中取出，将根用清水洗净，注意不要伤根。而后定植栽培板的定植穴中，番茄茎的基部用一较粗的绳吊到栽培架上。如果是水培番茄苗，直接定植即可。
4．定植后的营养液管理
(1)营养液pH值控制在6．5左右。
(2)营养液EC值控制在2．5--3．0mg／cm内。
(3)营养液液温控制在18--20℃内。
(4)营养液循环时间每天10--20小时。
(5)植株进入花果期时每周每吨营养液追加50--100g硫酸钾。
5．整枝
番茄树整枝与普通番茄整枝不一样，普通番茄整枝为单干整枝，所有侧枝要全部摘掉，而番茄树整枝采用连续双干整枝法、每个枝条都保留2个生长点、几乎长出的全部强壮侧枝所有保留，只摘除—些弱小侧枝，一株番茄树会有成百上千个生长点。在侧枝基部用绳牵引上栽培架。上到栽培架的枝条也要有顺序地均匀分布，互不遮压。
6．留花时间
如种植的番茄树是为观光用，可采用一次留花法，即在植株上栽培架前开的花全部摘掉。植株上栽培架后(播种后100--120天)开的花全部留下。为保证坐果，可用20--40mg／kg保果宁喷花。每穗花保留4--5个果。
7．叶面喷肥
为增加植株养分供给，每7--10天进行一次叶面喷肥。有条件地方还可以增施二氧化碳。
8．病虫害防治
由于番茄树栽培生长环境好，所以很少发生病虫害，一般不需要打药。为防治病虫害发生可定期使用百菌清烟雾剂和蚜虱净烟雾剂薰棚。为了防止虫害进入温室，在温室的通风口处，门口出入处装上1mm孔径防虫网。在温室内挂黄板，诱**虫 这个问题提的好，蚊子确实有“小便”的生理过程，准确地说应该称作排泄，不过这个过程的排泄物是固体（尿酸），并且是随排便一起进行的，所以一般不被人注意，也不好观察。
下面详细解释一下：昆虫的排泄器官为马氏管（就相当于人的肾）和直肠（也就相当于人的大肠了，不再多说）。重点是马氏管：马氏管是由中后肠交界处发生的，单层细胞组成，远端为盲端，游离在血腔中。马氏管细胞的结构与中肠的柱状上皮细胞相似，细胞的顶端形成大量的微绒毛(microvilli)。细胞内外缘的这种结构，扩大了细胞的表面积，有利于物质的传递，管的外壁有肌纤维，使管在血淋巴中蠕动。细胞内含有大量线粒体，可为离子通过管壁提供能量。
马氏管在机能上可以看作是一个能主动分泌的管道它浸润在等渗的血淋巴中，但却能向管内分泌钾，钠，钙，镁等各种离子及小分子量的有机物。从分析中发现，尿液中钾离子浓度几倍或几十倍高于血淋巴中的含量，而相对于钠，钙，镁的含量却比血淋巴低。不同离子的浓度差说明马氏管有主动吸收的机能，并成为尿液在管中流动的动力。由于渗透作用水也进入了管中形成等渗的尿。随后，尿液流入直肠。直肠具有选择吸收特性，水及有用钠，钾离子等被直肠重吸收，并进入血淋巴中，不能被重吸收的大分子物质形成尿酸沉淀，尿液中的pH值也由6.8—7.5降到了3.5—4.5，最后作为含氮废物被排出体外。
昆虫的排泄主要是尿酸。对于陆生昆虫来说，有着极其重要的意义，因为尿酸的毒性很低，排除时也不需要伴随较多的水分，陆生昆虫可以很好减少水分的丢失。有的昆虫的脂肪体可以作为尿酸的贮存场所，永不排除，这种排泄也称为贮存排泄。某些昆虫的尿酸盐或钙盐可以积累在体壁中，随蜕皮排出或由消化道排除。
参考知识1
A painter hangs his or her finished pictures on a wall, and everyone can see it. A composer writes a work, but no one can hear it until it is performed. Professional singers and players have great responsibilities, for the composer is utterly dependent on them. A student of music needs as long and as arduous a training to become a performer as a medical student needs to become a doctor. Most training is concerned with technique, for musicians have to have the muscular proficiency of an athlete or a ballet dancer. Singers practice breathing every day, as their vocal chords would be inadequate without controlled muscular support. String players practice moving the fingers of the left hand up and down, while drawing the bow to and fro with the right arm—two entirely different movements.
Singers and instruments have to be able to get every note perfectly in tune. Pianists are spared this particular anxiety, for the notes are already there, waiting for them, and it is the piano tuner’s responsibility to tune the instrument for them. But they have their own difficulties; the hammers that hit the string have to be coaxed not to sound like percussion, and each overlapping tone has to sound clear.
This problem of getting clear texture is one that confronts student conductors: they have to learn to know every note of the music and how it should sound, and they have to aim at controlling these sound with fanatical but selfless authority.
Technique is of no use unless it is combined with musical knowledge and understanding. Great artists are those who are so thoroughly at home in the language of music that they can enjoy performing works written in any century.
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参考知识B
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参考知识C
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参考知识D
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